school board when they talking about whether to cancel school or not
DO YOU EVER SEE SOMEONE IN THE HALLWAY OR ON THE SIDEWALK WHO LOOKS KINDA SAD AND YOU JUST WANNA BE LIKE “HEY BUDDY ARE U OKAY” OR BUYING THEM AN ICE CREAM CONE OR JUST MAKE SURE THAT THEY KNOW SOMEONE CARES ABOUT THEM
when someone asks you why
cute girl on the street: hey do you have the time?
me: sure do! 8:15
cute girl on the street: thanks
me: so what are we?
OH MY GOD
why thank you father shall we proceed to the function
WHAT KIND OF COURT IS THIS
Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza
I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”
you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick