eaterofdeathx:

kingwithnokrown:

Moist cookies. <3

these are PANCAKES you dipshit.

eaterofdeathx:

kingwithnokrown:

Moist cookies. <3

these are PANCAKES you dipshit.

sleeping-horizontally:

holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person

And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. 

sleeping-horizontally:

holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person

And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. 

ztacey:

console specific games

image

mahimahi713:

cannibals-insomnia:

I’m putting my cat on a vegan diet.

"how could you do that! that’s animal abuse"

No it’s not. a vegan-only diet is actually very healthy for them.

"cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat"

I know. that’s why it’s a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find.

I was about to go off on you

disowns:

i fucking hate how i get attached so easily like i don’t understand. i meet someone new, find interest and BAM it’s like i can’t stop thinking about it. this needs to fucking stop

greatfatsby:

how did i miss this?

greatfatsby:

how did i miss this?

iamjohnegberttheheirofbreath:

Beck was a real friend

mrtwentington:

semitolerable:

I don’t understand what she thought was going to happen

beephog:

canoli.mp4

thisaintfayou:

nailtipflips:

breenewsome:

&amp; somehow cops managed without a tank &amp; tear gas. #ferguson #mikebrown #policebrutality #racism

Bloop.

And to add, Joe Paterno knew that there was pedophiles on his coaching staff inappropriately touching and engaging in sexual acts with boys as young as 10 on campus…
But decided to look the other way. 

thisaintfayou:

nailtipflips:

breenewsome:

& somehow cops managed without a tank & tear gas. #ferguson #mikebrown #policebrutality #racism

Bloop.

And to add, Joe Paterno knew that there was pedophiles on his coaching staff inappropriately touching and engaging in sexual acts with boys as young as 10 on campus…

But decided to look the other way. 

allisonargentsarrows:

This bitch put me in an ugly-ass champagne floor gown that looks terrible with my skin tone and she is wearing a cardigan to my birthday party. I refuse to be disrespected by this.

allisonargentsarrows:

This bitch put me in an ugly-ass champagne floor gown that looks terrible with my skin tone and she is wearing a cardigan to my birthday party. I refuse to be disrespected by this.

hylianears:

notafuckingwizard:

Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.

who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases

brooklynkilos:

me getting out of your dad’s car

brooklynkilos:

me getting out of your dad’s car